{"id":117,"date":"2012-02-12T12:32:03","date_gmt":"2012-02-12T12:32:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/117\/animal-jokes\/gorilla-chase\/"},"modified":"2012-02-04T09:11:25","modified_gmt":"2012-02-04T09:11:25","slug":"gorilla-chase","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/117\/animal-jokes\/gorilla-chase\/","title":{"rendered":"Gorilla Chase!"},"content":{"rendered":"

There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d never left it on its own. But eventually he had to go on a business trip and had to leave his gorilla in the care of his next-door neighbor. So he explained to his neighbor that all he had to do was feed his gorilla three bananas a day at three, six and nine o’clock. But he was never ever, ever<\/em> to touch its fur.<\/p>\n

\"funny-gay-monkeys\"So the next day the man came and gave the gorilla a banana and looked at it for a while thinking, \u201cWhy can’t I touch its fur?\u201d as their didn’t seem to be anything wrong with it. Every day he came in and looked for a little while longer as he still couldn’t understand until, about a week later, he’d worked himself into a frenzy and decided that he was going to touch the gorilla. He passed it the banana and very gently brushed the back of his hand against its fur.<\/p>\n

Suddenly the gorilla went ape shit and started to jump around, then it turned and began to running towards the man who, in turn, ran through the front door, over the lawn, across the street, into some one else’s sports car and drove off. In the rear-view mirror, he could see the gorilla in its own sports car, driving right behind him. He drove for two hours until the engine began to splutter and the car just stopped. He jumped out and began to run down the street, over a brick wall, into someone’s front garden and up the apple tree.He turned around to find the gorilla right behind him beating its chest.<\/p>\n

The man jumped down and ran back in to the street screaming, until it became dark and he thought he’d lost the gorilla. The man ran into an alleyway then, suddenly, he saw a giant shadow coming down the street ahead. The gorilla! It came to the end of the alley, stood and looked straight into the bloodshot eyes of the man and came towards him slowly. This time there was no escape.<\/p>\n

As the gorilla neared him, the man began to feel faint. The giant beast came face to face with him, raised its mighty hand and said, \u201cTag! You’re it!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d never left it on its own. But eventually he had to go on a business trip and had to leave his gorilla in the care of … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1,222,3],"tags":[1104,62,628,318,284,360,1103,41],"class_list":["post-117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animal-jokes","category-family-jokes","category-people-jokes","tag-banana","tag-car","tag-drive","tag-fur","tag-gorrila","tag-neighbour","tag-tag","tag-tree"],"yoast_head":"\nGorilla Chase! -Animal Jokes, Family Jokes, People Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/117\/animal-jokes\/gorilla-chase\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Gorilla Chase! -Animal Jokes, Family Jokes, People Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d never left it on its own. But eventually he had to go on a business trip and had to leave his gorilla in the care of … Continue reading →\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/117\/animal-jokes\/gorilla-chase\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"JokesLab Funniest Jokes\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2012-02-12T12:32:03+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/funny-gay-monkeys-400x248.jpg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"JokesLab\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"JokesLab\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"2 minutes\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\\\/\\\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/117\\\/animal-jokes\\\/gorilla-chase\\\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/117\\\/animal-jokes\\\/gorilla-chase\\\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"JokesLab\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/7c94a8e90f50ee6381e1cdf0be369f34\"},\"headline\":\"Gorilla Chase!\",\"datePublished\":\"2012-02-12T12:32:03+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/117\\\/animal-jokes\\\/gorilla-chase\\\/\"},\"wordCount\":399,\"commentCount\":0,\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/117\\\/animal-jokes\\\/gorilla-chase\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"http:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2012\\\/02\\\/funny-gay-monkeys-400x248.jpg\",\"keywords\":[\"banana\",\"car\",\"drive\",\"fur\",\"gorrila\",\"neighbour\",\"tag\",\"tree\"],\"articleSection\":[\"Animal Jokes\",\"Family Jokes\",\"People Jokes\"],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"CommentAction\",\"name\":\"Comment\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/117\\\/animal-jokes\\\/gorilla-chase\\\/#respond\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/117\\\/animal-jokes\\\/gorilla-chase\\\/\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/117\\\/animal-jokes\\\/gorilla-chase\\\/\",\"name\":\"Gorilla Chase! -Animal Jokes, Family Jokes, People Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/#website\"},\"primaryImageOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/117\\\/animal-jokes\\\/gorilla-chase\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/117\\\/animal-jokes\\\/gorilla-chase\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"http:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2012\\\/02\\\/funny-gay-monkeys-400x248.jpg\",\"datePublished\":\"2012-02-12T12:32:03+00:00\",\"author\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/7c94a8e90f50ee6381e1cdf0be369f34\"},\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/117\\\/animal-jokes\\\/gorilla-chase\\\/#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/117\\\/animal-jokes\\\/gorilla-chase\\\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/117\\\/animal-jokes\\\/gorilla-chase\\\/#primaryimage\",\"url\":\"http:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2012\\\/02\\\/funny-gay-monkeys-400x248.jpg\",\"contentUrl\":\"http:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2012\\\/02\\\/funny-gay-monkeys-400x248.jpg\"},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/117\\\/animal-jokes\\\/gorilla-chase\\\/#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"Gorilla Chase!\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/\",\"name\":\"JokesLab Funniest Jokes\",\"description\":\"the best collection of clean jokes\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":{\"@type\":\"PropertyValueSpecification\",\"valueRequired\":true,\"valueName\":\"search_term_string\"}}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/7c94a8e90f50ee6381e1cdf0be369f34\",\"name\":\"JokesLab\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/1ddeb11c3ee03f5ac75289908398f7c36b4cb3b51cf8fc4561a798c09b6c5574?s=96&d=monsterid&r=g\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/1ddeb11c3ee03f5ac75289908398f7c36b4cb3b51cf8fc4561a798c09b6c5574?s=96&d=monsterid&r=g\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/1ddeb11c3ee03f5ac75289908398f7c36b4cb3b51cf8fc4561a798c09b6c5574?s=96&d=monsterid&r=g\",\"caption\":\"JokesLab\"},\"sameAs\":[\"http:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\"],\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/author\\\/adminblog\\\/\"}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"Gorilla Chase! -Animal Jokes, Family Jokes, People Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/117\/animal-jokes\/gorilla-chase\/","og_locale":"en_US","og_type":"article","og_title":"Gorilla Chase! -Animal Jokes, Family Jokes, People Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes","og_description":"There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d never left it on its own. But eventually he had to go on a business trip and had to leave his gorilla in the care of … Continue reading →","og_url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/117\/animal-jokes\/gorilla-chase\/","og_site_name":"JokesLab Funniest Jokes","article_published_time":"2012-02-12T12:32:03+00:00","og_image":[{"url":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/funny-gay-monkeys-400x248.jpg","type":"","width":"","height":""}],"author":"JokesLab","twitter_misc":{"Written by":"JokesLab","Est. reading time":"2 minutes"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/117\/animal-jokes\/gorilla-chase\/#article","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/117\/animal-jokes\/gorilla-chase\/"},"author":{"name":"JokesLab","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/#\/schema\/person\/7c94a8e90f50ee6381e1cdf0be369f34"},"headline":"Gorilla Chase!","datePublished":"2012-02-12T12:32:03+00:00","mainEntityOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/117\/animal-jokes\/gorilla-chase\/"},"wordCount":399,"commentCount":0,"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/117\/animal-jokes\/gorilla-chase\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/funny-gay-monkeys-400x248.jpg","keywords":["banana","car","drive","fur","gorrila","neighbour","tag","tree"],"articleSection":["Animal Jokes","Family Jokes","People Jokes"],"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"CommentAction","name":"Comment","target":["https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/117\/animal-jokes\/gorilla-chase\/#respond"]}]},{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/117\/animal-jokes\/gorilla-chase\/","url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/117\/animal-jokes\/gorilla-chase\/","name":"Gorilla Chase! -Animal Jokes, Family Jokes, People Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/#website"},"primaryImageOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/117\/animal-jokes\/gorilla-chase\/#primaryimage"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/117\/animal-jokes\/gorilla-chase\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/funny-gay-monkeys-400x248.jpg","datePublished":"2012-02-12T12:32:03+00:00","author":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/#\/schema\/person\/7c94a8e90f50ee6381e1cdf0be369f34"},"breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/117\/animal-jokes\/gorilla-chase\/#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/117\/animal-jokes\/gorilla-chase\/"]}]},{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/117\/animal-jokes\/gorilla-chase\/#primaryimage","url":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/funny-gay-monkeys-400x248.jpg","contentUrl":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/funny-gay-monkeys-400x248.jpg"},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/117\/animal-jokes\/gorilla-chase\/#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"Gorilla Chase!"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/#website","url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/","name":"JokesLab Funniest Jokes","description":"the best collection of clean jokes","potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":{"@type":"PropertyValueSpecification","valueRequired":true,"valueName":"search_term_string"}}],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/#\/schema\/person\/7c94a8e90f50ee6381e1cdf0be369f34","name":"JokesLab","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/1ddeb11c3ee03f5ac75289908398f7c36b4cb3b51cf8fc4561a798c09b6c5574?s=96&d=monsterid&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/1ddeb11c3ee03f5ac75289908398f7c36b4cb3b51cf8fc4561a798c09b6c5574?s=96&d=monsterid&r=g","contentUrl":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/1ddeb11c3ee03f5ac75289908398f7c36b4cb3b51cf8fc4561a798c09b6c5574?s=96&d=monsterid&r=g","caption":"JokesLab"},"sameAs":["http:\/\/jokeslab.com"],"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/author\/adminblog\/"}]}},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1472,"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1472\/animal-jokes\/gorilla-in-a-tree-2\/","url_meta":{"origin":117,"position":0},"title":"Gorilla in a Tree","author":"JokesLab","date":"September 1, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"As he is quietly watching television at home, a man hears a sound on the roof of his house and rushes out to investigate. Seeing it is a fair-sized gorilla tearing the shingles off his home, he promptly calls up the local zoo authorities to inform them one of their\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Animal Jokes"","block_context":{"text":"Animal Jokes","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/cat\/animal-jokes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"funny-dog-taking-bag-on-bicycles","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/funny-dog-taking-bag-on-bicycles-400x400.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":45,"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/45\/animal-jokes\/putting-on-my-shoes\/","url_meta":{"origin":117,"position":1},"title":"Putting on my shoes","author":"JokesLab","date":"December 21, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football game. As the first half went along, the big animals were scoring at will. Every time they got the ball they would run it in for a touchdown.Then came the second half... First play: The elephant\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Animal Jokes"","block_context":{"text":"Animal Jokes","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/cat\/animal-jokes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"funny-mating-horny-giraffle-fucking-horse","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-mating1.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":1776,"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1776\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/the-perfect-man\/","url_meta":{"origin":117,"position":2},"title":"The perfect man","author":"JokesLab","date":"December 29, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. \"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!\" An old granny overheard and\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Family Jokes"","block_context":{"text":"Family Jokes","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/cat\/family-jokes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"funny-gorilla-enjoying-the-breast","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-gorilla-enjoying-the-breast.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-gorilla-enjoying-the-breast.jpg?resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-gorilla-enjoying-the-breast.jpg?resize=525%2C300 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":520,"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/520\/people-jokes\/a-lawyer-and-a-sperm\/","url_meta":{"origin":117,"position":3},"title":"A lawyer and a sperm","author":"JokesLab","date":"February 12, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common? They both hope to be human someday.","rel":"","context":"In "Lawyer Jokes"","block_context":{"text":"Lawyer Jokes","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/cat\/lawyer-jokes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"funny-gorilla-enjoying-the-breast","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-gorilla-enjoying-the-breast.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-gorilla-enjoying-the-breast.jpg?resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-gorilla-enjoying-the-breast.jpg?resize=525%2C300 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":488,"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/488\/people-jokes\/price-of-heart\/","url_meta":{"origin":117,"position":4},"title":"Price of heart","author":"JokesLab","date":"March 11, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"A man who was having heart trouble went to the doctor to see what his options were. Naturally, the doctor recommended a heart transplant. The man reluctantly agreed, and asked if there were any hearts immediately available, considering that money was no object. \"I do have three hearts,\" said the\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Hospital Jokes"","block_context":{"text":"Hospital Jokes","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/cat\/hospital-jokes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"funny-gorilla-enjoying-the-breast","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-gorilla-enjoying-the-breast-400x270.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":1106,"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1106\/people-jokes\/camping-night\/","url_meta":{"origin":117,"position":5},"title":"Camping night","author":"JokesLab","date":"October 12, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend. ''Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.'' Watson replies, ''I see millions of stars.'' ''What does that tell you?'' Watson\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Campus Jokes"","block_context":{"text":"Campus Jokes","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/cat\/campus-jokes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"funny-gorilla","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/funny-gorilla-400x288.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=117"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}