{"id":1163,"date":"2012-08-01T19:05:23","date_gmt":"2012-08-01T19:05:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1163\/computer-jokes\/email-error\/"},"modified":"2012-07-29T05:03:26","modified_gmt":"2012-07-29T05:03:26","slug":"email-error","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1163\/computer-jokes\/email-error\/","title":{"rendered":"Email error"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s wise to remember how easily email can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-7049\" title=\"funny-curious-dolphin\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-curious-dolphin2-400x464.jpg\" alt=\"funny-curious-dolphin\" width=\"400\" height=\"464\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-curious-dolphin2-400x464.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-curious-dolphin2-150x174.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-curious-dolphin2.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, when typing her address, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher&#8217;s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.<\/p>\n<p>At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:<\/p>\n<p>Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p>P.S. Sure is hot down here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1163\/computer-jokes\/email-error\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>It&#8217;s wise to remember how easily email can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences. Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. 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