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\"51<\/a>1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which.<\/p>\n

2) Have an uncontrollable lusting for someone else every five minutes.<\/p>\n

3) Pretend to be from different ethnic backgrounds every hour, and when people ask you about it, answer like a hillbilly would.<\/p>\n

4) Act like a hillbilly. Period.<\/p>\n

5) Improvise Italian operas.<\/p>\n

6) Gossip about someone to their face.<\/p>\n

7) Answer every question with a question.<\/p>\n

8) Repeat yourself constantly.<\/p>\n

9) Act like a member of the opposite sex.<\/p>\n

10) Repeat yourself constantly.<\/p>\n

11) Act like Mr. Flanders from The Simpsons.<\/p>\n

12) Repeat yourself constantly.<\/p>\n

13) Change what you repeat every now and then.<\/p>\n

14) Use homonyms in your e-male that the spell cheque would knot sea as miss steaks.<\/p>\n

15) Change what you repeat every now and then.<\/p>\n

16) Talk to someone while looking at somebody else.<\/p>\n

17) Employ in your casual banter extensive vocabulary that will befuddle thy contemporaries.<\/p>\n

18) Change what you repeat every now and then.<\/p>\n

19) One word: Caffeine.<\/p>\n

20) Another word or two: Caffeine and Sugar.<\/p>\n

21) stringwhateveryousayintoonelongwordsoitshardtomakeoutwhatyou’resaying.<\/p>\n

22) Using non-existent words like George Bush would.<\/p>\n

23) Change what you repeat again.<\/p>\n

24) Speak in rapid Spanish.<\/p>\n

25) Pretend not to know about the rule of personal space.<\/p>\n

26) When doing number 25, pretend to have a heavy nose cold causing you to breathe heavily through your mouth. Sneeze occasionally.<\/p>\n

27) Change what you repeat again.<\/p>\n

28) You are better than everybody else. Let them know so.<\/p>\n

29) Rudely correct everybody’s grammar.<\/p>\n

30) Don’t proper grammar use while you are correcting them.<\/p>\n

31) Pretend to be drunk.<\/p>\n

32) Groom yourself while standing backwards (towards everybody) in an elevator.<\/p>\n

33) Change what you repeat again.<\/p>\n

34) Pretend your name is Cletus-Atkins-Wheatherby-Percival-Smith, and don’t answer to anything else.<\/p>\n

35) Call everybody you know Bob or Georgia. Bob for girls, Georgia for boys.<\/p>\n

36) Fine people for stupid things, like being too popular, or having to many teeth.<\/p>\n

37) Change what you repeat again.<\/p>\n

38) For those who wish to annoy, riddles is that in which you should speak.<\/p>\n

39) Lick your lips constantly, acting as if doing so is pleasurable.<\/p>\n

40) Pretend to be high.<\/p>\n

41) Become severely narcoleptic in the middle of a conversazzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.<\/p>\n

42) Change what you repeat again.<\/p>\n

43) You ARE the lord of the dance. Never forget that.<\/p>\n

44) Speak in Gaelic.<\/p>\n

45) Blink rapidly and constantly.<\/p>\n

46) Scratch yourself constantly. I am not saying where.<\/p>\n

47) Strut.<\/p>\n

48) Start repeating what you say as soon as you say it.<\/p>\n

49) Start repeating what you say as soon as you say it.<\/p>\n

50) Become “The Masked Wedgie Giver.”<\/p>\n

51) Have this list printed on a T-shirt and write above it “Check list for Today.” Don’t let anybody forget that you have it on.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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