{"id":1154,"date":"2013-06-23T12:52:49","date_gmt":"2013-06-23T12:52:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1154\/campus-jokes\/is-hell-exothermic-or-endothermic\/"},"modified":"2013-05-25T13:39:00","modified_gmt":"2013-05-25T13:39:00","slug":"is-hell-exothermic-or-endothermic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1154\/campus-jokes\/is-hell-exothermic-or-endothermic\/","title":{"rendered":"Is hell exothermic or endothermic?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dr. Schambaugh, of the University of Oklahoma School of Chemical Engineering, Final Exam for May of 1997 consisted of only one question.\u00a0 His one and only final exam question in May 1997 for his Momentum, Heat and Mass Transfer II class was:<\/p>\n<p>&#8221;Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with proof.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle&#8217;s Law or some variant. 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Boyle&#8217;s law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant. Two options exist:<br \/>\n1. If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose. 2. If hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the quote given to me by Theresa Manyan during Freshman year, &#8221;that it will be a cold night in hell before I sleep with you&#8221; and take into account the fact that I still have NOT succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then Option 2 cannot be true. Thus, hell is exothermic.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The student, Tim Graham, got the only A.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1154\/campus-jokes\/is-hell-exothermic-or-endothermic\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>Dr. Schambaugh, of the University of Oklahoma School of Chemical Engineering, Final Exam for May of 1997 consisted of only one question.\u00a0 His one and only final exam question in May 1997 for his Momentum, Heat and Mass Transfer II &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1154\/campus-jokes\/is-hell-exothermic-or-endothermic\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[19,191],"tags":[164,588,605,154],"class_list":["post-1154","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-campus-jokes","category-science-jokes","tag-exam","tag-exothermic","tag-hell","tag-sex"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.8 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Is hell exothermic or endothermic? -Campus Jokes, Science Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1154\/campus-jokes\/is-hell-exothermic-or-endothermic\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Is hell exothermic or endothermic? -Campus Jokes, Science Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Dr. Schambaugh, of the University of Oklahoma School of Chemical Engineering, Final Exam for May of 1997 consisted of only one question. 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