{"id":1152,"date":"2012-08-02T11:48:05","date_gmt":"2012-08-02T11:48:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1152\/restaurant-jokes\/15-ways-to-be-annoying\/"},"modified":"2012-07-29T05:08:12","modified_gmt":"2012-07-29T05:08:12","slug":"15-ways-to-be-annoying","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1152\/restaurant-jokes\/15-ways-to-be-annoying\/","title":{"rendered":"15 ways to be annoying"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-7051\" title=\"shit-slogan-fbi-female-body-inspector\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/shit-slogan-fbi-female-body-inspector1.jpg\" alt=\"shit-slogan-fbi-female-body-inspector\" width=\"290\" height=\"388\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/shit-slogan-fbi-female-body-inspector1.jpg 290w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/shit-slogan-fbi-female-body-inspector1-150x200.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 290px) 100vw, 290px\" \/>1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will take until your free refills cost money.<br \/>\n2) If paged, wait until midnight to answer the call.<br \/>\n3) Construct an elaborate display of ropes in your backyard and tell your neighbors that you&#8217;re a &#8221;spider person.&#8221;<br \/>\n4) When attending a movie you&#8217;ve already seen, yell out: &#8221;Don&#8217;t let him in! 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