{"id":1151,"date":"2012-08-03T02:46:50","date_gmt":"2012-08-03T02:46:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1151\/people-jokes\/the-never-ending-joint\/"},"modified":"2012-07-29T05:13:41","modified_gmt":"2012-07-29T05:13:41","slug":"the-never-ending-joint","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1151\/people-jokes\/the-never-ending-joint\/","title":{"rendered":"The never-ending joint"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-7053\" title=\"save-a-virgin-do-me-instead\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/save-a-virgin-do-me-instead.jpg\" alt=\"save-a-virgin-do-me-instead\" width=\"290\" height=\"387\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/save-a-virgin-do-me-instead.jpg 290w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/save-a-virgin-do-me-instead-150x200.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 290px) 100vw, 290px\" \/>There was this pot-head walking down a road when a genie appeared in front of him and said, &#8220;I&#8217;ll grant you two wishes. 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