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\"why-you-should-not-study\"PROOF THAT JESUS WAS Jewish:<\/p>\n

1. He went into his father’s business.
\n2. He lived at home until the age of 33.
\n3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

PROOF THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:<\/p>\n

1. He never got married.
\n2. He was always telling stories.
\n3. He loved green pastures<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

PROOF THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:<\/p>\n

1. His first name was Jesus.
\n2. He was bilingual.
\n3. He was always being harassed by the authorities.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

PROOF THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:<\/p>\n

1. He talked with his hands.
\n2. He had wine with every meal.
\n3. He worked in the building trades.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

PROOF THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN:<\/p>\n

1. He never cut his hair.
\n2. He walked around barefoot.
\n3. He invented a new religion and finally<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

PROOF THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:<\/p>\n

1. He called everybody brother.
\n2. He liked Gospel.
\n3. He couldn’t get a fair trial.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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