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Three men were flying in a plane, when they decided to drop stuff on the town they were flying over. One dropped a book, one dropped a brick, and one dropped a bomb, just for fun.<\/p>\n

They then landed, to survey the damage they caused. The first thing they saw was a small child, crying and holding a book. Then they saw another small child, crying and holding a brick. Then they saw a small child laughing his head off.<\/p>\n

“What’s so funny?” they asked him.<\/p>\n

“It was great,” he said. “I farted and my neighbor’s house blew up.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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