{"id":1145,"date":"2013-06-12T10:25:06","date_gmt":"2013-06-12T10:25:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1145\/car-jokes\/safety-competition-award\/"},"modified":"2013-05-25T10:14:37","modified_gmt":"2013-05-25T10:14:37","slug":"safety-competition-award","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1145\/car-jokes\/safety-competition-award\/","title":{"rendered":"Safety competition award"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-7418\" alt=\"Funny-expressway-parking-only-seen-in-USA\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Funny-expressway-parking-only-seen-in-USA1-400x395.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"395\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Funny-expressway-parking-only-seen-in-USA1-400x395.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Funny-expressway-parking-only-seen-in-USA1-150x148.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Funny-expressway-parking-only-seen-in-USA1-120x120.jpg 120w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Funny-expressway-parking-only-seen-in-USA1.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that, because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition.<\/p>\n<p>&#8221;What are you going to do with the prize money?&#8221; the officer asked.<\/p>\n<p>The man responded, &#8221;I guess I&#8217;ll go to driving school and get my license.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>At that moment, his wife, who was seated next to him, chimed in, &#8221;Officer, don&#8217;t listen to him. He&#8217;s a smart aleck when he&#8217;s drunk.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>This woke up the guy in the back seat, who, when he saw the cop, blurted out, &#8221;I knew we wouldn&#8217;t get far in this stolen car.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice asked &#8221;Are we over the border yet?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1145\/car-jokes\/safety-competition-award\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that, because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition. &#8221;What are you going to do with the prize money?&#8221; the officer asked. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1145\/car-jokes\/safety-competition-award\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[213,403,227],"tags":[62,225,7,798],"class_list":["post-1145","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-car-jokes","category-hotel-and-travel-jokes","category-police-jokes","tag-car","tag-drink","tag-police","tag-safety"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.0 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Safety competition award -Car Jokes, Hotel and Travel Jokes, Police Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1145\/car-jokes\/safety-competition-award\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Safety competition award -Car Jokes, Hotel and Travel Jokes, Police Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that, because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition. &#039;&#039;What are you going to do with the prize money?&#039;&#039; the officer asked. 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