{"id":1140,"date":"2013-12-27T12:00:53","date_gmt":"2013-12-27T12:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1140\/people-jokes\/stand-in-line-for-that-too\/"},"modified":"2013-12-21T08:20:48","modified_gmt":"2013-12-21T08:20:48","slug":"stand-in-line-for-that-too","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1140\/people-jokes\/stand-in-line-for-that-too\/","title":{"rendered":"Stand in line for that too"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>During a busy Pre-Christmas day at Sydney airport, a crowded flight was cancelled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. 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