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A farmhand is driving ’round the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, “Boss, I’ve got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he’s stuck in the bull-bars of my truck. He’s still wriggling \u2014 what should I do?”<\/p>\n

\"sexy-police-girls-policewoman\"“In the back of your truck there’s a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush.”<\/p>\n

The farm worker agrees and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back. “Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and threw it in a bush.”<\/p>\n

“So what’s the problem now?” his Boss snapped.<\/p>\n

“The blue light on his bike is still flashing!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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