{"id":1132,"date":"2012-06-22T21:22:49","date_gmt":"2012-06-22T21:22:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1132\/people-jokes\/three-hymns\/"},"modified":"2012-06-17T03:30:58","modified_gmt":"2012-06-17T03:30:58","slug":"three-hymns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1132\/people-jokes\/three-hymns\/","title":{"rendered":"Three hymns"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"funny-photo-bomb-daughter-and-angry-mother\"<\/a>One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns.<\/p>\n

After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in offering.\u00a0 He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he’d like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate.<\/p>\n

A very quiet, elderly,saintly lady all the way in the back shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front.\u00a0 Slowly she made her way to the pastor.\u00a0 He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and in thanksgiving asked her to pick out three hymns.<\/p>\n

Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three handsomest men in the building and said, “I’ll take him and him and him.<\/strong>“<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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