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A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, “How many children do you have?”<\/p>\n

“Ten,” she replied.<\/p>\n

“What are their names?” he asked.<\/p>\n

“David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David and David,” she answered.<\/p>\n

“They’re all named David?” he asked “What if you want them to come in from playing outside?”<\/p>\n

“Oh, that’s easy,” she said. “I just call ‘David,’ and they all come running in.”<\/p>\n

“And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?”<\/p>\n

“I just say, ‘David, come eat your dinner’,” she answered.<\/p>\n

“But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?” he asked.<\/p>\n

“Oh, that’s easy,” she said. “I just use their last name!<\/strong>“<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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