{"id":1117,"date":"2012-09-26T10:21:02","date_gmt":"2012-09-26T10:21:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1117\/people-jokes\/iq-test\/"},"modified":"2012-09-08T09:19:31","modified_gmt":"2012-09-08T09:19:31","slug":"iq-test","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1117\/people-jokes\/iq-test\/","title":{"rendered":"IQ test"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong> <img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-7181\" title=\"how-woman-use-laptop-300\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/how-woman-use-laptop-300.jpg\" alt=\"how-woman-use-laptop-300\" width=\"300\" height=\"414\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/how-woman-use-laptop-300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/how-woman-use-laptop-300-150x207.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>Intelligence Test Instructions<\/strong>:<\/p>\n<p>Write each of your answers down, it makes a difference! You will be allowed 10 minutes to complete the test. Write your answers in the spaces provided. Are you ready? What is the time?<\/p>\n<p>Start.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>1) Some months have 30 days,some months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days? ____________________<\/p>\n<p>2) If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one pill every half hour, how long would it be before all the pills had been taken? ____________________<\/p>\n<p>3) I went to bed at eight o&#8217;clock in the evening and wound up my clock and set the alarm to sound at nine o&#8217;clock in the morning. How many hours sleep would I get before being awoken by the alarm? ____________________<\/p>\n<p>4) Divide 30 by half and add ten.\u00a0 What do you get?____________________<\/p>\n<p>5) A farmer had 17 sheep. All but 9 died. How many live sheep were left? ___________________<\/p>\n<p>6)\u00a0 If you had only one match and entered a COLD and DARK room, where there was an oil heater, an oil lamp and a candle, which would you light first? ____________________<\/p>\n<p>7) A man builds a house with four sides of rectangular construction, each side having a southern exposure. A big bear comes along. What color is the bear? ____________________<\/p>\n<p>8) Take 2 apples from 3 apples. What do you have? ___________________<\/p>\n<p>9) How many animals of each species did Moses take with him in the Ark? ____________________<\/p>\n<p>10) If you drove a bus with 43 people on board from Chicago and stopped at\u00a0 Pittsburg to pick up 7 more people and drop off 5 passengers and at Cleveland to drop off 8 passengers and pick up 4 more and eventually arrive at Philadelphia 20 hours later, what&#8217;s the name of the driver? ____________________<\/p>\n<p><strong>Answers in the following article &#8211; no cheating now! GOOD LUCK!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Answers:1) All of them. Every month has at least 28 days.<br \/>\n2) 1 hour. If you take a pill at 1 o&#8217;clock,then another at 1.30 and the last at 2 o&#8217;clock,they will be taken in 1 hour.<br \/>\n3) 1 hour. It is a wind up alarm clock which cannot discriminate between a.m. and p.m.<br \/>\n4) 70. Dividing by half is the same as multiplying by 2.<br \/>\n5) 9 live sheep.<br \/>\n6) The match.<br \/>\n7) White. If all walls face south, the house must be on the North Pole.<br \/>\n8) 2 apples. I HAVE 3 APPLES, YOU TAKE 2, WHAT DO YOU HAVE?<br \/>\n9) None. It was Noah, not Moses.<br \/>\n10) YOU are the driver.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Grading Scale (out of 10)<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>8+:<\/strong> Engineer<br \/>\n<strong>7:<\/strong> Student<br \/>\n<strong>6:<\/strong> High school pupil<br \/>\n<strong>5:<\/strong> Primary school pupil<br \/>\n<strong>4:<\/strong> Teacher<br \/>\n<strong>3:<\/strong> College lecturer<br \/>\n<strong>2:<\/strong> University lecturer<br \/>\n<strong>1:<\/strong> Member of Congress<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1117\/people-jokes\/iq-test\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>Intelligence Test Instructions: Write each of your answers down, it makes a difference! 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