{"id":1114,"date":"2012-10-11T10:06:44","date_gmt":"2012-10-11T10:06:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1114\/office-jokes\/cheap-parking\/"},"modified":"2012-10-06T01:53:11","modified_gmt":"2012-10-06T01:53:11","slug":"cheap-parking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1114\/office-jokes\/cheap-parking\/","title":{"rendered":"Cheap parking"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she&#8217;s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-7203\" title=\"sexy-girl-hugs-for-25cents\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/hsexy-girl-hugs-for-25cents2-400x590.jpg\" alt=\"sexy-girl-hugs-for-25cents\" width=\"400\" height=\"590\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/hsexy-girl-hugs-for-25cents2-400x590.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/hsexy-girl-hugs-for-25cents2-150x221.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/hsexy-girl-hugs-for-25cents2.jpg 482w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the woman hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank.<\/p>\n<p>Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls Royce into the bank&#8217;s underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the woman returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer approaches her.<\/p>\n<p>&#8221;We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you were a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8221;Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1114\/office-jokes\/cheap-parking\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>A woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. 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