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\"buttocks-shot\"The manager of a megastore came to check on his new salesman.<\/p>\n

\u201cHow many customers did you serve today?\u201d the manager asked.<\/p>\n

\u201cOne,\u201d replied the new guy. \u201cOnly one?\u201d said the boss, \u201chow much was the sale?\u201d<\/p>\n

The salesman answered, \u201c$58,334.\u201d<\/p>\n

Flabbergasted, the manager asked him to explain.<\/p>\n

\u201cFirst I sold a man a fishhook,\u201d the salesman said. \u201dThen I sold him a rod and a reel. Then i asked where he was planning to fish, and he said down by the coast. So I suggested he’d need a boat — he bought that 20-foot runabout. When he said his Volkswagen might not be able to pull it, I took him to the automotive department and sold him a big SUV.\u201d<\/p>\n

The amazed boss asked, \u201cYou sold all that to a guy who came in for a fishhook?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cNo,\u201d the new salesman replied. \u201cHe actually came in for a bottle of aspirin for his wife’s migraine. I told him, \u2018Your weekend’s shot. You should probably go fishing.<\/strong>\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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