{"id":1109,"date":"2013-06-10T10:00:06","date_gmt":"2013-06-10T10:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1109\/people-jokes\/grass-eater\/"},"modified":"2013-05-25T10:12:22","modified_gmt":"2013-05-25T10:12:22","slug":"grass-eater","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1109\/people-jokes\/grass-eater\/","title":{"rendered":"Grass eater"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-7554\" alt=\"dog-peeing-on-woman\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/dog-peeing-on-woman-400x265.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"265\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/dog-peeing-on-woman-400x265.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/dog-peeing-on-woman-150x99.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/dog-peeing-on-woman.jpg 570w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. 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