{"id":1106,"date":"2012-10-12T10:18:56","date_gmt":"2012-10-12T10:18:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1106\/people-jokes\/camping-night\/"},"modified":"2012-10-06T02:04:25","modified_gmt":"2012-10-06T02:04:25","slug":"camping-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1106\/people-jokes\/camping-night\/","title":{"rendered":"Camping night"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-7206\" title=\"funny-gorilla\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/funny-gorilla-400x288.jpg\" alt=\"funny-gorilla\" width=\"400\" height=\"288\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/funny-gorilla-400x288.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/funny-gorilla-150x108.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/funny-gorilla.jpg 525w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. 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