{"id":1105,"date":"2013-03-19T10:17:18","date_gmt":"2013-03-19T10:17:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1105\/miscellaneous-jokes\/long-hard-and\/"},"modified":"2013-03-16T08:29:42","modified_gmt":"2013-03-16T08:29:42","slug":"long-hard-and","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1105\/miscellaneous-jokes\/long-hard-and\/","title":{"rendered":"Long, hard and&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Q: What is long, hard, and filled with semen?<\/p>\n<p>A: A submarine.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-7357\" alt=\"checking-boyfriend-bird\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/checking-boyfriend-bird.jpg\" width=\"570\" height=\"570\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/checking-boyfriend-bird.jpg 570w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/checking-boyfriend-bird-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/checking-boyfriend-bird-400x400.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/checking-boyfriend-bird-120x120.jpg 120w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 570px) 100vw, 570px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1105\/miscellaneous-jokes\/long-hard-and\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>Q: What is long, hard, and filled with semen? 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