{"id":1104,"date":"2013-02-26T10:57:30","date_gmt":"2013-02-26T10:57:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1104\/office-jokes\/wrong-flower-cards\/"},"modified":"2013-02-24T14:05:17","modified_gmt":"2013-02-24T14:05:17","slug":"wrong-flower-cards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1104\/office-jokes\/wrong-flower-cards\/","title":{"rendered":"Wrong flower cards"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-6288\" alt=\"funny-pose-I-can-find-the-bird\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-pose-I-can-find-the-bird-400x335.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"335\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-pose-I-can-find-the-bird-400x335.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-pose-I-can-find-the-bird-150x125.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-pose-I-can-find-the-bird.jpg 567w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>I sent flowers to someone who was moving to Florida for a job promotion. I also sent flowers the same day to a funeral for a friend.<\/p>\n<p>I found out later that the flower shop got the cards mixed up.<\/p>\n<p>They sent the card to the guy who was moving that said, &#8220;Deepest Condolences,&#8221; and sent the card to the funeral home that said, &#8220;I know it&#8217;s hot where you&#8217;re going, but you deserve it.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1104\/office-jokes\/wrong-flower-cards\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>I sent flowers to someone who was moving to Florida for a job promotion. I also sent flowers the same day to a funeral for a friend. 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