{"id":1101,"date":"2013-06-13T10:48:57","date_gmt":"2013-06-13T10:48:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1101\/office-jokes\/you-know-youre-out-of-college-when\/"},"modified":"2013-05-25T10:16:18","modified_gmt":"2013-05-25T10:16:18","slug":"you-know-youre-out-of-college-when","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1101\/office-jokes\/you-know-youre-out-of-college-when\/","title":{"rendered":"You know you&#8217;re out of college when&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-7340\" alt=\"sexiest-teacher-guys-dream-for\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/sexiest-teacher-guys-dream-fro1-400x533.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/sexiest-teacher-guys-dream-fro1-400x533.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/sexiest-teacher-guys-dream-fro1-150x200.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/sexiest-teacher-guys-dream-fro1.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>1. 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Your friends marry instead of hook-up, and divorce instead of break-up.<br \/>\n17. You start watching the weather channel.<br \/>\n18. Jeans and baseball caps aren&#8217;t staples in your wardrobe.<br \/>\n19. You can no longer take shots, and smoking gives you a sinus attack.<br \/>\n20. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.<br \/>\n21. You stop confusing 401K plan with 10K run.<br \/>\n22. You go to parties that the police don&#8217;t raid.<br \/>\n23. Adults feel comfortable telling jokes about sex in front of you.<br \/>\n24. You don&#8217;t know what time Wendy&#8217;s closes anymore.<br \/>\n25. Your car insurance goes down.<br \/>\n26. You refer to college students as kids.<br \/>\n27. 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