{"id":1091,"date":"2013-04-04T11:01:27","date_gmt":"2013-04-04T11:01:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1091\/restaurant-jokes\/waiter-and-fart\/"},"modified":"2013-03-30T07:05:08","modified_gmt":"2013-03-30T07:05:08","slug":"waiter-and-fart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1091\/restaurant-jokes\/waiter-and-fart\/","title":{"rendered":"Waiter and fart"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-6606\" alt=\"funny-shark-seat-and-woman\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-shark-seat-and-woman-400x400.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-shark-seat-and-woman-400x400.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-shark-seat-and-woman-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-shark-seat-and-woman.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>A woman walks into a restaurant and sits down.<\/p>\n<p>As she bends down to reach into her purse for her wallet, she farts loudly with the waiter right behind her.<\/p>\n<p>She sits abruptly back up, glares at the waiter and shouts \u201cStop that!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>To which the waiter replies, \u201cSure, which way did it go?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1091\/restaurant-jokes\/waiter-and-fart\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>A woman walks into a restaurant and sits down. 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