{"id":1079,"date":"2014-02-26T12:01:20","date_gmt":"2014-02-26T12:01:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1079\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/sticky-and-wet\/"},"modified":"2013-12-28T10:56:17","modified_gmt":"2013-12-28T10:56:17","slug":"sticky-and-wet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1079\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/sticky-and-wet\/","title":{"rendered":"Sticky and wet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What goes in hard and comes out sticky and wet?<\/p>\n<p>Bubble gum, you sicko!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-and-sexy-condom-ads-long-pleasure-condom.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-7378\" alt=\"Sticky and wet\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-and-sexy-condom-ads-long-pleasure-condom-400x551.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"551\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-and-sexy-condom-ads-long-pleasure-condom-400x551.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-and-sexy-condom-ads-long-pleasure-condom-150x206.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-and-sexy-condom-ads-long-pleasure-condom.jpg 550w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1079\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/sticky-and-wet\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>What goes in hard and comes out sticky and wet? 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