{"id":1075,"date":"2012-10-06T11:10:17","date_gmt":"2012-10-06T11:10:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1075\/people-jokes\/skin-canoes\/"},"modified":"2012-10-06T01:15:46","modified_gmt":"2012-10-06T01:15:46","slug":"skin-canoes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1075\/people-jokes\/skin-canoes\/","title":{"rendered":"Skin canoes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Three men are found in the wilderness by civilized cannibals. The men are led to a\u00a0grave site\u00a0next to the water.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-7191\" title=\"hot-ballon-bird\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/hot-ballon-bird-400x398.jpg\" alt=\"hot-ballon-bird\" width=\"400\" height=\"398\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/hot-ballon-bird-400x398.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/hot-ballon-bird-150x149.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/hot-ballon-bird.jpg 570w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>&#8220;You have two choices of death,&#8221; says the chief. &#8220;We either will kill you as a coward, or we will let you die honorable deaths for your homelands. You choose the weapon. Either way, your skins will be used to make our canoes.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The first man, a soldier at heart, asks for a handgun. With this shoots himself. 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