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An old Texan cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.<\/p>\n

\"skyy-vodka-how-to-get-woman\"The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail.<\/p>\n

The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss where the sun don’t shine. He dropped the horse’s tail, stepped up on the walk and aimed toward the swinging doors of the saloon.<\/p>\n

“Hold on there, Mister,” said the sheriff. “Did I just see what I think I saw?”<\/p>\n

“Reckon you did, Sheriff. I got me some powerful chapped lips.”<\/p>\n

“And that cures them?” the Sheriff asked.<\/p>\n

“Nope, but it keeps me from lickin’ ’em.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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