{"id":1064,"date":"2012-06-08T01:43:30","date_gmt":"2012-06-08T01:43:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1064\/office-jokes\/grandmas-peanuts\/"},"modified":"2012-06-03T09:36:04","modified_gmt":"2012-06-03T09:36:04","slug":"grandmas-peanuts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1064\/office-jokes\/grandmas-peanuts\/","title":{"rendered":"Grandma&#8217;s peanuts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1064\/office-jokes\/grandmas-peanuts\/attachment\/funny-poster-kick-your-ass-2\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-6887\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-6887\" title=\"funny-poster-kick-your-ass\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-poster-kick-your-ass1-400x515.jpg\" alt=\"funny-poster-kick-your-ass\" width=\"400\" height=\"515\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-poster-kick-your-ass1-400x515.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-poster-kick-your-ass1-150x193.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-poster-kick-your-ass1.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a>A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friend with him.<\/p>\n<p>While he&#8217;s talking to his grandmother, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finished them off.<\/p>\n<p>As they&#8217;re leaving, his friend says to his grandmother, &#8220;Thanks for the peanuts.&#8221; She says&#8221; Yeah, since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1064\/office-jokes\/grandmas-peanuts\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friend with him. 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