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For a couple years I’ve been blaming it on iron poor blood, lack of vitamins, dieting and a dozen other maladies. Now I found out the real reason. I’m tired because I’m overworked.<\/p>\n

\"hairdo-for-sleeping-in-office-or-class\"The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work.<\/p>\n

There are 85 million in school, which leave 48 million to do the work.<\/p>\n

Of this, there are 29 million employed by the federal government.<\/p>\n

This leaves 19 million to do the work.<\/p>\n

Four million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 15 million to do the work.<\/p>\n

Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Government and that leaves 200,000 to do the work.<\/p>\n

There are 188,000 in hospitals, so that leaves 12,000 to do the work.<\/p>\n

Now, there are 11,998 people in Prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work.<\/p>\n

You and me . . . and you’re sitting there reading jokes.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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