{"id":1057,"date":"2012-07-01T10:24:52","date_gmt":"2012-07-01T10:24:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1057\/miscellaneous-jokes\/good-news-bad-news\/"},"modified":"2012-06-17T04:25:32","modified_gmt":"2012-06-17T04:25:32","slug":"good-news-bad-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1057\/miscellaneous-jokes\/good-news-bad-news\/","title":{"rendered":"Good news, bad news"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One sunny day a man decided to go jump from an airplane. When he jumped there was good and bad news&#8230;.<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1057\/miscellaneous-jokes\/good-news-bad-news\/attachment\/kung-fu-girl-in-bed-room\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-6941\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-6941\" title=\"kung-fu-girl-in-bed-room\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/kung-fu-girl-in-bed-room-400x577.jpg\" alt=\"kung-fu-girl-in-bed-room\" width=\"400\" height=\"577\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/kung-fu-girl-in-bed-room-400x577.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/kung-fu-girl-in-bed-room-150x216.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/kung-fu-girl-in-bed-room.jpg 570w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Good news: He had a parachute.<\/p>\n<p>Bad News: It didnt work.<\/p>\n<p>Good News: There was a haystack down below.<\/p>\n<p>Bad news: There was a pitchfork in the haystack.<\/p>\n<p>Good News: He missed the pitchfork.<\/p>\n<p>Bad News: He missed the haystack.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1057\/miscellaneous-jokes\/good-news-bad-news\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>One sunny day a man decided to go jump from an airplane. 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