{"id":105,"date":"2011-12-13T13:07:27","date_gmt":"2011-12-13T13:07:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/105\/animal-jokes\/dog-calls\/"},"modified":"2011-12-11T06:37:18","modified_gmt":"2011-12-11T06:37:18","slug":"dog-calls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/105\/animal-jokes\/dog-calls\/","title":{"rendered":"Dog calls"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-6404\" title=\"cheater-one-bitch-with-two-men\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/cheater-one-bitch-with-two-men.jpg\" alt=\"cheater-one-bitch-with-two-men\" width=\"580\" height=\"586\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/cheater-one-bitch-with-two-men.jpg 580w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/cheater-one-bitch-with-two-men-150x151.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/cheater-one-bitch-with-two-men-400x404.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 580px) 100vw, 580px\" \/>&#8220;I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name &#8216;Marylou&#8217; written on it,&#8221; she said, furious.  &#8220;You had better have an explanation.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Calm down, honey,&#8221; the man replied.  &#8220;Remember last week when I was at the dog track?  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