{"id":1049,"date":"2011-07-06T14:17:40","date_gmt":"2011-07-06T14:17:40","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2011-07-06T14:17:40","modified_gmt":"2011-07-06T14:17:40","slug":"announcements","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1049\/computer-jokes\/announcements\/","title":{"rendered":"Announcements"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton, and Bill Gates were invited on the eve of the millennium to have dinner with God. After a little bit of small talk, God informed them that he would be destroying the earth the next day. Upon returning to earth, they each made announcements.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I have two piece of bad news,&#8221; said Boris Yeltsin. &#8220;One, God does exist. Two, all of the earth will be destroyed tomorrow.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I have some good news and some bad news,&#8221; said Bill Clinton. &#8220;First, the good &#8212; God does exist. 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