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Did I say no?<\/p><\/div>\n

One day, the Pope is visiting America and driving around Washington in his limo when he gets an idea.<\/p>\n

“Driver? Can I drive for a while?”<\/p>\n

“Sure,” says the driver. How can you say no to the Pope? So the Pope takes the wheel and starts driving like a maniac all around Washington — dodging in and out of traffic, going eighty, cutting people off. Soon, a cop pulls him over. But when the Pope rolls down the window, the cop stops dead in his tracks, and goes back to the car.<\/p>\n

“We got somebody really important here,” he says to his partner.<\/p>\n

“Who is it? Is it a senator?”<\/p>\n

“No. More important.”<\/p>\n

“The president?”<\/p>\n

“No. More important.”<\/p>\n

“An ambassador? Who?”<\/p>\n

“I don’t know. But the Pope is his driver.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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