{"id":1041,"date":"2012-02-13T12:02:27","date_gmt":"2012-02-13T12:02:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1041\/people-jokes\/bill-gates-and-general-motors\/"},"modified":"2012-02-12T07:32:19","modified_gmt":"2012-02-12T07:32:19","slug":"bill-gates-and-general-motors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1041\/people-jokes\/bill-gates-and-general-motors\/","title":{"rendered":"Bill Gates and General Motors"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-6567\" title=\"sexy-Internet-explorer-girl\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/sexy-Internet-explorer-girl-400x503.jpg\" alt=\"sexy-Internet-explorer-girl\" width=\"400\" height=\"503\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/sexy-Internet-explorer-girl-400x503.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/sexy-Internet-explorer-girl-150x188.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/sexy-Internet-explorer-girl.jpg 525w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If automotive technology had kept pace with   computer technology over the past few decades,&#8221;  boasts Gates, &#8220;you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour. Or, you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas. In either case, the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sure,&#8221; says the GM chairman. &#8220;But would you really want to drive a car that crashes four times a day?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1041\/people-jokes\/bill-gates-and-general-motors\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors. &#8220;If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades,&#8221; boasts Gates, &#8220;you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1041\/people-jokes\/bill-gates-and-general-motors\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[213,11,3],"tags":[211,62,170,596,734,212,138],"class_list":["post-1041","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-car-jokes","category-computer-jokes","category-people-jokes","tag-bill-gates","tag-car","tag-computer","tag-engine","tag-gas","tag-general-motors","tag-microsoft"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.0 - 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