{"id":1029,"date":"2012-11-26T09:26:07","date_gmt":"2012-11-26T09:26:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1029\/animal-jokes\/bush-cheney-and-the-deer\/"},"modified":"2012-11-13T09:22:38","modified_gmt":"2012-11-13T09:22:38","slug":"bush-cheney-and-the-deer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1029\/animal-jokes\/bush-cheney-and-the-deer\/","title":{"rendered":"Bush, Cheney and the deer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-7296\" title=\"Dmitry-Medvedev-got-faked-jacket\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Dmitry-Medvedev-got-faked-jacket-400x265.jpg\" alt=\"Dmitry-Medvedev-got-faked-jacket\" width=\"400\" height=\"265\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Dmitry-Medvedev-got-faked-jacket-400x265.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Dmitry-Medvedev-got-faked-jacket-150x99.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Dmitry-Medvedev-got-faked-jacket.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>Bush and Cheney went hunting, killed a giant buck, and were dragging it by the legs back to their car, when they were approached by a seasoned old hunter.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hello, Mr. President, and Vice President. If I may please make a suggestion&#8230; it would be much easier for you to drag your deer in the other direction. Then the antlers won&#8217;t dig into the ground.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The leaders of the free world thanked the man and tried his suggestion. A while later Cheney said, &#8220;You know, that was good thinking. This is a lot easier!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes sir,&#8221; agreed Bush. &#8220;But durn it! We&#8217;re gettin&#8217; farther away from our truck!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1029\/animal-jokes\/bush-cheney-and-the-deer\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>Bush and Cheney went hunting, killed a giant buck, and were dragging it by the legs back to their car, when they were approached by a seasoned old hunter. &#8220;Hello, Mr. President, and Vice President. 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