{"id":1024,"date":"2013-02-20T14:12:22","date_gmt":"2013-02-20T14:12:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1024\/politician-jokes\/matzo-ball-soup\/"},"modified":"2013-02-09T10:42:37","modified_gmt":"2013-02-09T10:42:37","slug":"matzo-ball-soup","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1024\/politician-jokes\/matzo-ball-soup\/","title":{"rendered":"Matzo ball soup"},"content":{"rendered":"

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They arrived and Dubya’s friend ordered them both the house specialty: matzo ball soup. The waiter brought the bowls and George looked at the soup suspiciously, but his friend urged him to try at least one taste. So he took a bite of matzo ball and slurped some soup and clearly liked it.<\/p>\n

After Dubya was finished he said, “Mmm mmm, that was good! But tell me, do you Jewish folks eat other parts of the matzo, or just the balls?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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