{"id":1023,"date":"2012-06-30T12:18:04","date_gmt":"2012-06-30T12:18:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1023\/politician-jokes\/bush-fans\/"},"modified":"2012-06-17T04:22:58","modified_gmt":"2012-06-17T04:22:58","slug":"bush-fans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1023\/politician-jokes\/bush-fans\/","title":{"rendered":"Bush fans"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1023\/politician-jokes\/bush-fans\/attachment\/sexy-dallas-cheerleaders-girls\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-6939\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-6939\" title=\"sexy-Dallas-cheerleaders-girls\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/sexy-Dallas-cheerleaders-girls-400x266.jpg\" alt=\"sexy-Dallas-cheerleaders-girls\" width=\"400\" height=\"266\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/sexy-Dallas-cheerleaders-girls-400x266.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/sexy-Dallas-cheerleaders-girls-150x100.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/sexy-Dallas-cheerleaders-girls.jpg 570w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a>There&#8217;s a teacher in a small Texas town. 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The boy says, &#8220;Well, my mom&#8217;s an Al Gore fan and my dad&#8217;s an Al Gore fan, so I&#8217;m an Al Gore fan!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Texas, so she says, &#8220;What if you&#8217;re mom was a moron and you&#8217;re dad was an idiot, what would that make you?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Johnny says, &#8220;That would make me a Bush fan.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1023\/politician-jokes\/bush-fans\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>There&#8217;s a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of them are Bush fans. 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