{"id":1021,"date":"2013-11-05T02:15:54","date_gmt":"2013-11-05T02:15:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1021\/politician-jokes\/international-beer-syndrome\/"},"modified":"2013-10-11T08:26:57","modified_gmt":"2013-10-11T08:26:57","slug":"international-beer-syndrome","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1021\/politician-jokes\/international-beer-syndrome\/","title":{"rendered":"International beer syndrome"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-7550\" alt=\"two-beers-are-better-than-one\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/two-beers-are-better-than-one-400x363.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"363\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/two-beers-are-better-than-one-400x363.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/two-beers-are-better-than-one-150x136.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/two-beers-are-better-than-one.jpg 492w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>An insect falls into a mug of beer.<\/p>\n<p>English Man: Throws his mug of bear on the floor and walks out.<\/p>\n<p>American Man: Takes out the insect and drinks the beer.<\/p>\n<p>Chinese Man: Eats the insect and throws the beer.<\/p>\n<p>Indian Man: Sells the insect to the Chinese and the beer to the Englishman and buys himself a new mug of beer.<\/p>\n<p>Pakistani Man: Accuses the Indian of throwing the insect into his mug, relates the issue to Kashmir, asks the Chinese for military aid and takes a loan to buy another mug of beer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1021\/politician-jokes\/international-beer-syndrome\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>An insect falls into a mug of beer. 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