{"id":1011,"date":"2012-11-25T12:20:22","date_gmt":"2012-11-25T12:20:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1011\/politician-jokes\/government-vs-mafia\/"},"modified":"2012-11-13T09:18:32","modified_gmt":"2012-11-13T09:18:32","slug":"government-vs-mafia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1011\/politician-jokes\/government-vs-mafia\/","title":{"rendered":"Government vs. mafia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What&#8217;s the difference between the government and the Mafia?<\/p>\n<p>One of them is organized.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7294\" title=\"funny-shit-slogan-i-dont-need-sex\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-shit-slogan-i-dont-need-sex2.jpg\" alt=\"funny-shit-slogan-i-dont-need-sex\" width=\"450\" height=\"456\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-shit-slogan-i-dont-need-sex2.jpg 450w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-shit-slogan-i-dont-need-sex2-150x152.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-shit-slogan-i-dont-need-sex2-400x405.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1011\/politician-jokes\/government-vs-mafia\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>What&#8217;s the difference between the government and the Mafia? 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