{"id":1010,"date":"2011-07-06T06:19:52","date_gmt":"2011-07-06T06:19:52","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2011-07-06T06:19:52","modified_gmt":"2011-07-06T06:19:52","slug":"bush-and-cheney-on-bush-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1010\/politician-jokes\/bush-and-cheney-on-bush-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"Bush and Cheney on Bush Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>George W. Bush told Dick Cheney, &#8220;I really hate all the stupid jokes people make about me.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Cheney reassured him by saying,  &#8220;Jokes can&#8217;t hurt you.  They are just made up by a bunch of stupid people. In fact, most humans are quite stupid.  Here, I&#8217;ll show you what I mean.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Cheney goes outside and hails a D.C. cab and says to the driver, &#8220;Please take me to 261 M street to see if I&#8217;m home,&#8221; said Cheney.<\/p>\n<p>Without a word, the cabbie took them straight to M Street.  Cheney then rang the doorbell, came back to the car and said, &#8220;Oh, I guess I&#8217;m not there! Take us back to where we started, please.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The cabbie did what he was told without a word.  Cheney leaned over and said to Dubya, &#8220;You get the idea?  People are idiots wherever you go! Don&#8217;t worry about their opinions!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Bush said, &#8220;Thanks Dick.  I feel a lot better.&#8221;  Then he winked and whispered, &#8220;Hooboy, was he stupid! He picked us up right in front of a phone booth. He should have realized you could have called instead!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1010\/politician-jokes\/bush-and-cheney-on-bush-jokes\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>George W. 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