{"id":1006,"date":"2011-07-06T06:08:53","date_gmt":"2011-07-06T06:08:53","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2011-07-06T06:08:53","modified_gmt":"2011-07-06T06:08:53","slug":"kfc-our-daily-chicken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1006\/restaurant-jokes\/kfc-our-daily-chicken\/","title":{"rendered":"KFC: our daily chicken"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A salesman from KFC walked up to the Pope and offers him a million dollars if he would change &#8220;The Lord&#8217;s Prayer&#8221;  from &#8220;give us this day our daily bread&#8221; to &#8220;give us this day our daily chicken.&#8221;  The Pope refused his offer.<\/p>\n<p>Two weeks later, the man offered the pope 10 million dollars to change it from &#8220;give us this day our daily bread&#8221; to &#8220;give us this day our daily chicken&#8221; and again the Pope refused the man&#8217;s generous offer. Another week later, the man offered the Pope 20 million dollars and finally the Pope accepted.  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The bad news is, we lost the Wonder Bread account!&#8221;&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1006\/restaurant-jokes\/kfc-our-daily-chicken\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>A salesman from KFC walked up to the Pope and offers him a million dollars if he would change &#8220;The Lord&#8217;s Prayer&#8221; from &#8220;give us this day our daily bread&#8221; to &#8220;give us this day our daily chicken.&#8221; The Pope &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1006\/restaurant-jokes\/kfc-our-daily-chicken\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[201,16],"tags":[71,289,748,747],"class_list":["post-1006","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-church-jokes","category-restaurant-jokes","tag-bread","tag-chicken","tag-kfc","tag-pope"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.8 - 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