There was a old man sitting on a bench outside the mall.
A young man walked who had spiked hair that was orange, yellow, green and red. The old man just looked at him.
The young man said ” What’s the matter old man? Haven’t you ever done anything crazy in your life? ”
And the old man said ”Well actually I have. I once got drunk and had sex with a parrot. I was just wandering if you were my son.”