Was Jesus Jewish,Irish, Purerto Rican, Italian, Californian, or Black?

why-you-should-not-studyPROOF THAT JESUS WAS Jewish:

1. He went into his father’s business.
2. He lived at home until the age of 33.
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.

PROOF THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:

1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures

PROOF THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:

1. His first name was Jesus.
2. He was bilingual.
3. He was always being harassed by the authorities.

PROOF THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:

1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He worked in the building trades.

PROOF THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN:

1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot.
3. He invented a new religion and finally

PROOF THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:

1. He called everybody brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn’t get a fair trial.

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