Q: When does 2+3 become 10?
A: When we do the addition wrong!
Q: If 1 = 5,
2 = 25,
3 = 125,
and 4 = 525,
What is 5 equal to?
A: 1
Q: Why is a long nose only 11 inches long?
A: Because if it was 12 inches long, it would become a foot!
Q: What did zero say to eight?
A: Nice belt.