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Home page > Issue 17 (2008-03-31) > Relationship Jokes > She Faked It

She Faked It       Follow-up of the site's activity RSS 2.0

Monday 31 March 2008, by Editor


One evening, Prince Charming walked into a tavern appearing downtrodden. Immediately, the bartender turned to Prince Charming and asked him why he’s so glum.

"You wouldn’t believe it," the Prince replied. "I was walking through the Enchanted Forest when suddenly I approached Snow White, fast asleep on a bed of stone. The dwarf next to her told me that she had eaten a poisonous apple and could only be revived through a kiss from my very lips. I gave her a peck on the cheek. Nothing. So I give Snow White a real deep kiss while massaging her hair with my fingers. Nothing. Soon enough, I’m making passionate love to her right there in the woods, when suddenly she screams out, ’Ah yes’!"

"That’s great!" the bartender excitedly replied to Prince Charming. "Then she is alive!"

Shrugging his shoulders Prince Charming replied, "Nah. She faked it."


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