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Home page > Issue 32 (2008-12-15) > Santa Clause Jokes > Santa - health and safety

Santa - health and safety       Follow-up of the site's activity RSS 2.0

Tuesday 16 December 2008, by Editor


Father Christmases are being sent on health and safety courses in the UK so they don’t hurt themselves while balancing children on their knees.

Will and Guy have discovered that classes will include the correct posture to adopt in their chairs as excited youngsters queue to reel off their Christmas lists. Santa will also be taught how to lift heavy presents without doing himself an injury.

Dozens of the one-day courses are being staged by the Chartered Institute of Environmental Health. A spokeswoman stressed, ’Of course there’s only one Santa - but hundreds of stand-ins work in stores in the run-up to Christmas.’


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