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Home page > Issue 23 (2008-06-23) > Relationship Jokes > Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines       Follow-up of the site's activity RSS 2.0

Monday 23 June 2008, by Editor


Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I’m a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.


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