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Home page > Issue 21 (2008-05-26) > Dating Jokes > Good Girls vs Bad Girls

Good Girls vs Bad Girls       Follow-up of the site's activity RSS 2.0

Monday 26 May 2008, by Editor


  • Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot
    • Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons
  • Good girls wax their floors
    • Bad girls wax their bikini line
  • Good girls blush during sex scenes in movies
    • Bad girls know they could do it better
  • Good girls wear white cotton panties
    • Bad girls don’t wear any
  • Good girls think they’re not fully dressed without a strand of pearls
    • Bad girls think they’re fully dressed with just a strand of pearls
  • Good girls pack their toothbrush
    • Bad girls pack their diaphragms
  • Good girls own only one credit card and rarely use it
    • Bad girls own only one bra and rarely use it
  • Good girls wear high heels to work
    • Bad girls wear high heels to bed
  • Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have a romance
    • Bad girls think no place is the wrong place
  • Good girls prefer the missionary position
    • Bad girls do to, but only for starters
  • Good girls say no
    • Bad girls say when?
  • Good girls go to the party, go home, then go to bed.
    • Bad girls go to the party, go to bed and then go home.

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