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Friday 15 January 2010, by Editor

The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theater.

When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you’re only allowed one seat." The cowboy groaned but didn’t budge. The usher became more impatient. "Sir, if you don’t get up from there, I’m going to have to call the manager. The cowboy just groaned.

The usher marched briskly back up the aisle. In a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success.

Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what’s your name?" "Sam," the cowboy moaned. "Where are you from, Sam?" With pain in his voice Sam replied.... "The balcony."

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