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Monday 24 December 2007, by Editor

Q:What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

A:Snowflakes!

Q:Did you hear that one of Santa’s reindeer now works for Procter and Gamble?

A:It’s true....Comet cleans sinks!

Q:What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

A: Crisp Cringle.

Q:If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get?

A: Missile-toe!

Q:What do you call people who are afraid of Santa?

A:Claus-trophobic.

Q:Why does Rudolph feel at home in strip clubs?

A: It’s the red-light district.

Q:Why did Santa Claus trade Rudolph?

A: He wanted change for a buck.

Q: Where can you find literature about Santa’s assistants?

A: In the Elf-help section.

Q:What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

A:Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

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