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Monday 1 March 2010, by Editor

A man, his wife and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.

The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for £5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for £150."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend £5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to have her buried here and spend only £150?"

The man replied, "a man died here 2,000 years ago, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance."

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