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Home page > Issue 7 (2007-11-12) > Computer Jokes > Acronyms of the Computer Industry

Acronyms of the Computer Industry       Follow-up of the site's activity RSS 2.0

Monday 12 November 2007, by Editor


  1. PCMCIA People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
  2. ISDN It Still Does Nothing
  3. APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
  4. SCSI System Can’t See It
  5. DOS Defunct Operating System
  6. BASIC Bill’s Attempt to Seize Industry Control
  7. IBM I Blame Microsoft
  8. DEC Do Expect Cuts
  9. CD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
  10. OS/2 Obsolete Soon, Too
  11. WWW World Wide Wait
  12. MACINTOSH Most Applications Crash. If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
  13. PENTIUM Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
  14. COBOL Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
  15. AMIGA A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
  16. LISP Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
  17. MIPS Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
  18. WINDOWS Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
  19. GIRO Garbage In Rubbish Out
  20. MICROSOFT Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only (for) Fools (and) Teenagers

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